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During our edit meet last week, one of our team members expressed great disdain for hardcore pornography and it got us thinking; there must be many more who feel exactly like her! Which is what has led us to share our list of erotic alternatives and other mischiefs for you to get your freak on.

 

 

The Museum of Sex : This kind of absurdity is tough to find in most metropolis’. But New York? Well that’s a different city altogether. The madness and excitement. Oh and steamy, such steamy excitement! 

Manhattan’s Museum of Sex unwraps Funland: Pleasures and Perils of the Erotic Fairground – an interactive exhibit with sights and sounds that paint pictures of rapture and wickedness in our heads. The exhibition features five “attractions” designed to stimulate all five senses in both subtle and not-so-subtle ways. Physical, visual and olfactory experiences are used to give you a breathless rush of a bit too many orgasms, challenging your strength and agility, and allowing you to compete with and impress friends and lovers. 50 shades of fuckery, they call it. You might want to visit this museum to know exactly what that means.

 

Love Potions? : Those of you who thought aphrodisiacs were just a myth? You might want to give this one a last shot for good.

Dear Couples, gone are the days of mush and marshmallow. Want to gift your partner something (anything)? Here’s a Public Service Announcement: Sex Dust! This little jar of libido-boosting aphrodisiac by Moon Juice Shop is filled with sexilicious ingredients like wild-harvested herbs, shilajit, maca and ho shu wu. The product goals are simple; to make your blood flow to the right parts, to stimulate brain chemistry, to increase hormone levels AND to stimulate the glands and build up stamina. For the love of everything delicious, get the sex dust already!

 

Fundawear : Lovers of foreplay, rejoice! Fundawear is one helluva innovation – it keeps couples connected with technology that allows personal touch to be transferred from a smartphone app to a partner anywhere in the world. YAYYY! Who would’ve thought long distance would take such optimistic turn? Designed by Billie Whitehouse, Durex Fundawear is world’s first wearable technology. Call it funny, intriguing or simply sexy, this IS the future of foreplay.

Sex Toys Gen Next : It’s no secret that we’re fashion hedonists and when we seek pleasure we do it in all gorgeousness and sass. Bid adieu to all those flashy, shady coloured, neon-plastic toys; treat your ladybits with the right kind of boldness and class.

Crave has been acing our list of luxury pleasure products ever since it came to existence. Ti Chang, the head designer at Crave has already garnered all the attention with her signature jewelry sex toys. But, but, but, we want you take control of your sex drive and hence we plead you to read the Flex vibrator story. The brand invites you to fund and help design their sex toy series – Flex or Duet Flex. The vibrator has dual tips and two motors that are meant to surround the clitoris and amplify vibration. Users can create and test the vibrations and forces and upload them to an online application. Mind boggling, isn’t it?

And that’s that from us on alternatives to hardcore porn for now. We bet if Samatha Jones were real, she’d be giving us a high-five right now.

Image source: crave.tilt.com, moonjuiceshop.com, wearableexperiments.com

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  1. freckles

    fabulous articles. more power to you guys!

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